Dirty Pick Up Lines, List Of 50+ Dirty Pick Up Lines

No. 

Questions 

1

Can I help loosen your belt? It looks really tight.

2

I feel a bit wasted, but the latex in my purse should not go to waste.

3

You look good in those pants. But they can look great on the floor too. 

4

We're going to someplace tonight. I want to hear who screams louder than the other.

5

Whoever came up with the word "edible," had you in mind.

6

Can we take a picture? Because I want to make sure Santa gets the right present for Christmas.

7

It's clear that you could have been hard if you were my math homework. That's why I'll have no choice but to do you right on my desk.

8

They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

9

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

10

Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

No. 

Questions 

1

Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?

2

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

3

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

4

Are you undressing me with your eyes?!

5

Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.

6

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.

7

Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.

8

Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

9

There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!

10

I’m afraid of the dark. Could you sleep with me tonight?

No. 

Questions 

1

If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

2

I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?

3

Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.

4

I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.

5

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m coming home with you.

6

Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

7

Let’s save water by taking a shower together.

8

Hey. I’m Mr. Right. I heard you were looking for me.

9

I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.

10

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.

No. 

Questions 

1

Are you a mask? Because I want you on my face.

2

I wish I was your phone, so you’d be on me all day.

3

You’re the first thing I’m going to do after this lockdown.

4

Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.

5

Goodnight. And if you dream of me, remember I like it rough.

6

You’re on my list of things to do tonight.

7

You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

8

My voice ain’t deep, but my throat is.

9

Leather or lace?

10

Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

No. 

Questions 

1

When I look into your eyes, I see everything except your name.

2

Sir, I’m going to need you to step away from the bar. You’re melting all the ice.

3

If I had to choose between winning the lottery or you…

Obviously, I’d choose the money, but it’d be close. And I’d probably use a bunch of my money to woo you.

4

You’re like pizza. Even when you’re bad, you’re good.

5

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

6

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

7

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

8

I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it.

9

Are you craving pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you.

10

Do you want to build a snowman? It might be hard since you’ll probably melt his heart, too.

No. 

Questions 

1

Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.

2

How can a guy be so hot and manage to survive being arrested?

3

My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!

4

Nice package.

Let me unwrap that for you.

5

If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.

6

Tell me your name so I know what to scream tonight.

7

Don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?

8

Have you got a napkin?

You’re making me wet.

9

I’m easy, but it looks like you’re hard.

10

I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.